It is never too late to have a happy childhood. ~Tom Robbins

Im not short.

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller.  ~Steven Wright

Awkward Family Picture

This cracks me up, everytime!

Childhood Memories

"Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food."
                                                                                   ~Austin O'Malley

a good laugh

‘If a clever man can figure out how to hold up a cow by its ears, even a moron can milk it.’

hill toppers

WHITNEY IS A BLOG STALKER
whitney is a good friend :)

which came first.

whitney this is for you.

"The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. "

Helen Rowland

"We're all born bald, baby."

Telly Savalas

"Women love a self-confident bald man."

Larry David 

"Bald men definitely have an edge."

Christine Lavin

 

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

Larry David

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." -- Mark Twain

Impressive.

i ate all this a one more, tuesday october 5, at lunch. 20 minutes and i downed them all.... :)

"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him." -buddha

Babushka Baba yaga.

my favorite russian tale as a child. consists of a monster becoming a mother, precious.
and i love the nestling dolls.