HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Did you know,
if you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who will not surivive this week.


if you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 500 million people around the world


if you attend church meetings without fear of harassment, arrest or torture or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world


if you have good in your refridgeration, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.


if your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, even in the United States


if you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are blessed; because the majority can, but most do not.


if you can read this message, you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read anything at all.


sometimes we need to put things into perspective.
We expect so much and appreciate so little.

james franco.


i need a tissue.

It is never too late to have a happy childhood. ~Tom Robbins

Im not short.

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller.  ~Steven Wright

Awkward Family Picture

This cracks me up, everytime!

Childhood Memories

"Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food."
                                                                                   ~Austin O'Malley


a good laugh

‘If a clever man can figure out how to hold up a cow by its ears, even a moron can milk it.’


hill toppers

WHITNEY IS A BLOG STALKER
whitney is a good friend :)

which came first.

whitney this is for you.

"The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. "
Helen Rowland

"We're all born bald, baby."
Telly Savalas

"Women love a self-confident bald man."
Larry David 


"Bald men definitely have an edge."
Christine Lavin
 
"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."
Larry David
"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way." -- Mark Twain

Impressive.

i ate all this a one more, tuesday october 5, at lunch. 20 minutes and i downed them all.... :)
"All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him." -buddha

Babushka Baba yaga.

my favorite russian tale as a child. consists of a monster becoming a mother, precious.
and i love the nestling dolls.

my very best friend.

this is my puppy buddy. he is my very best friend and i love him so much. he is a cavalier king charles spaniel and he is one year old. he has the cutest little eyes and a kissable little face :)